Human Missile beta status

Human Missile is in Roblox early access. The description says BETA in capital letters and asks for bug reports and suggestions. That is the contract. You get a hold-to-launch smash toy now. You get a thicker item list later—if the studio keeps publishing. This page is the status board for that contract.

Dated publishes live on patch notes. The parent index is the updates hub. Gameplay still lives in guides.

What is already in the client

• The four-beat loop: launch, camera steer, high-speed explode, upgrade.
• Eight-player Physics Sim servers.
• A shop that can grow without warning.
• Official how-to text on the Roblox page.
• Gallery shots that sell house-through-missile comedy.

You can learn all of that in getting started tonight. You do not need to wait for a ‘1.0’ stamp that may never be announced.

What is still missing or unproven

• A public promo code list.
• A linked Discord or Trello.
• A badge set we can catalog.
• VIP servers.
• A named map atlas.
• A deep item database.

Missing is not the same as secret. Secret is what scam pages sell. Missing is what beta items records as a promise.

How to live in a moving file

Expect a publish to change blast feel, shop rows, or HUD icons. After a surprise bounce, read patch notes before you rewrite your tier list. After a new icon, screenshot it and bucket it on missile upgrades.

Do not install a script ‘because beta is unfinished’. Unfinished is not a license. See scripts.

How to talk to Maddorith

The description asks you to report bugs and recommend suggestions. Do that on official Roblox surfaces: the game page and the Maddorith group. Write the platform, the input (mouse, boost, RT), and what you expected. ‘Game bad’ is not a report. ‘Hold on mobile cancels when chat opens’ is a report.

This wiki is not the studio inbox. We will not forward your ticket. We will mirror official sentences when they appear.

Should you play during beta?

Yes if you like short physics sessions and can tolerate a small shop. No if you need a finished live-service. The review is the longer version of that split.

If you play, play the real loop. Do not pause for codes that are not there. Do not pause for a rumor map. Hold, look, smash, buy destruction. That is the beta. Everything else is a trailer for a patch that has not landed. When it lands, this status page will shrink and the catalog pages will grow—on purpose, in that order.

Treat early access like a workshop night, not like a finished sport. You are allowed to leave for a week and come back. You are not owed a daily login chest. If that sentence bothers you, this is the wrong beta. If it frees you, go smash a house and write one useful bug report when something actually breaks. That is the healthiest relationship a short physics toy can have with a moving file. If you need a daily chore, this beta will disappoint you. If you need a loud ten minutes, it will not.